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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour conjugation charts are just training data for our better linguists.
Polishing verb tables while slowly losing your voice.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software writes your weekly curriculum while you sleep.
Month 5
Students practice pronunciation with our high-fidelity speech engines.
Month 13
Vision systems scan and grade every worksheet instantly.
Year 2.2
Headsets replace posters with reactive 3D virtual environments.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The classroom monitor shuts down as human instruction ends.
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