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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYou teach dead grammar to students who just use translate apps.
Expert in subjunctive moods and office politics.
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The lecture never ends and costs nothing.
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grades 500 essays while you sleep
You grade endless essays and lecture on verb conjugation. Research involves reading dusty archives and publishing niche papers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle sarcasm in a student's thesis that the machine misses.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Natural language models scan and grade every student essay instantly.
Month 7
AI crafts custom courses based on real-time student interest data.
Month 16
Your best lecture is recorded and looped by a hologram.
Year 2.2
Algorithms mine archives and write all your academic papers.
Year 3 · D-Day
The department is replaced by a low-cost subscription platform.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
400
Redundant citations per year
8 seconds
Student attention span
3 cups
Coffee intake per lecture
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a defunct journal.
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