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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsCampaigning is just data processing with higher stakes and worse ties.
Professional firebrand, part-time orator, full-time headline generator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfectly calculated rhetoric for every demographic shift.
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projects perfect outrage at every scandal
You draft legislative proposals, attend party meetings, and maintain a public profile through media interviews and constituent events.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically point at people during a heated parliamentary debate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
AI models ingest all your public statements to predict policy preferences.
Month 7
Automated chatbots handle constituent correspondence with higher voter satisfaction ratings.
Month 16
Algorithms draft perfectly tailored speeches that avoid all legal liability.
Year 2.2
Parties move to algorithmic voting based on real-time polling data.
Year 3 · D-Day
A terminal screen replaces the lectern and handles the policy platform.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.7%
99.9 percent
Soundbite coherence score
Zero units
Average scandal impact
Optimized
Voter empathy simulation
Your severance
A lifetime pension and a lucrative consulting board seat.
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