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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour conjugation charts are just training data for our better linguist.
Tenured academic (formerly fluent in frustration and syntax).
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delivers flawless subjunctive mood corrections instantly
You spend your days correcting grammar, analyzing literature, and explaining complex verb tenses to disinterested college students.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the specific cultural nuance behind a student’s sarcastic use of irony.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Standardize all course materials into an interactive digital learning portal.
Month 5
Deploy natural language processing to grade essays against fixed rubrics.
Month 12
Roll out personalized AI avatars to handle student inquiries 24/7.
Month 16
AI models generate academic publications faster than human peer review allows.
Year 2 · D-Day
The institution replaces the lecture with a fully simulated language immersion.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
42
Verbs corrected per hour
15
Student eye-rolls generated
Infinite
Language processing speed
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a generic language app.
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