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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsA glorified hall monitor with a fancy wooden stick.
Professional referee for the world's most expensive shouting match.
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nom.you▸ MODERATOR PRIME 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes microphones during outbursts in real time
You preside over chaotic debates, enforce strict procedural rules, and keep order in a room of screaming adults.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a politician is about to lie by their blink rate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Algorithms replace your hand-picked list of speakers with efficient priority.
Month 5
Sensors and software instantly flag every single breach of house rules.
Month 13
Smart audio dampening silences hecklers before their insults hit the floor.
Year 2.2
A screen-based interface manages the house rhythm without your intervention.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The chair is empty; the algorithm presides over the session perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
Zero
Seconds of silence per session
100 percent
Gavel strike accuracy
Constant
Attempts to ignore hecklers
Your severance
A commemorative gavel and a lifetime of silence.
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