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Will AI replace Special Agent jobs? · Latest report #827cmh3f
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsBureaucracy is coming for your badge, your gun, and your desk.
Serial fan of black coffee and dramatic office door slams.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Truth without the paperwork.
oof.youAI▸ CASECLOSE OS 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
uncovers patterns in scattered digital evidence
You chase leads, conduct interrogations, and write endless case reports. You build federal investigations to catch complex criminals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the nuance in a suspect's shifting eyes during a lie.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your paper files are uploaded to our secure digital vault.
Month 6
Cameras and sensors track suspects better than your idling car.
Month 14
AI models conduct standard questioning without getting tired or hungry.
Year 2.1
Software automatically ensures evidence follows all strict federal guidelines.
Year 3 · D-Day
The agency shifts fully to predictive algorithmic enforcement.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4.2 liters
Coffee consumed
Indefinite
Case file backlog
Variable
Interrogation success rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our surveillance database.
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