Retrieving the file
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Special Agent Investigator jobs? · Latest report #yt6pd74t
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour badge is just a digital asset waiting to be repossessed.
Professional truth-seeker with a very expensive trench coat
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The truth is just a data outlier.
glub.youAI▸ CASECLOSE OS 4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
correlates case files with zero human error
You hunt for clues and cross-reference messy evidence. You track patterns in human behavior to close the file.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the nuanced guilt on a suspect's sweating brow.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical scanners ingest your chaotic physical binders into searchable data.
Month 4
Algorithms flag inconsistencies in witness statements before you even finish reading.
Month 8
Vision models watch all security feeds simultaneously without needing a coffee break.
Month 13
The software suggests the highest probability theory for every open case.
Month 18 · D-Day
The machine files the report itself and closes your credentials forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
40,000 files
Evidence processed per hour
0 percent
Bias in judgement
Zero cups
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A digital file cabinet of your redacted field notes.
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