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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou coordinate chaos until the algorithm decides you are the chaos.
Professional cat-herder for corporate people in bad suits.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect parties, zero human error.
squeeze.you▸ EVENTLOGIC SUITE 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes seating charts for maximum networking
You juggle vendor contracts and guest lists for high-stakes corporate functions. Then you stress over floor plans all night.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a high-profile guest needs a private room.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software replaces your email back-and-forth with unified automated contracting.
Month 4
A design vision model generates perfect compliant layouts instantly.
Month 12
Live apps manage guest lists and dietary needs without you.
Month 16
Camera arrays monitor crowd flow and alert maintenance for spills.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system runs the event while you are finally free.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
12 annually
Vendor panic attacks
3 percent
Venue capacity errors
840 hours
Hours spent on seating
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our event venue simulator.
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