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Your job has an expiration date
May 30, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour billable hours just became a rounding error for our database.
Billable hour warrior, master of the obscure footnote.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The legal mind that never sleeps or bills.
ow.you▸ LITIGA-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
finds the precedent you missed at 3am
You draft briefs, pore over thousands of discovery documents, and obsess over case law precedents. Your time is expiring.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the judge is having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart models tag every relevant document while you sleep peacefully.
Month 4
Standard motions are generated in seconds without human fatigue.
Month 10
Sensors monitor every court filing for instant case updates.
Month 20
Algorithms verify every single citation against live databases.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Human legal reasoning is replaced by high-speed predictive modeling.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
1000x faster
document review speed
manageable
hallucination rate
zero
legal coffee budget
Your severance
One free subscription to a bar association renewal fee.
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