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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour spreadsheets are just elaborate ways to say the number is wrong.
Bridge-builder between departments that hate each other anyway.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time decisioning without the lunch breaks.
bzzt.you▸ LENDFLOW AUTOMATOR V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
aggregates your entire pipeline into a single cell
You track auto lending initiatives and report metrics to leadership. Your career is basically a glorified status update.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows which Excel macro crashes the shared drive.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
SQL scripts move to an always-on cloud server.
Month 4
Tableau dashboards refresh automatically without your intervention.
Month 8
Generative models produce your VP-ready decks in seconds.
Month 13
VPs prefer the machine because it never uses bullet points.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the API takes the credit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
SQL queries written per week
18 hours
Time spent in useless decks
12
Leadership sighs per meeting
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a SQL tutorial site.
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