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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour calendar invites are just long-form suicide notes for your career.
Professional calendar clutterer and meeting-room ghost
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Syncing stakeholders without the middleman
no no noyou▸ PROJECTPULSE LOGIC ENGINE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates consensus by deleting dissenters
You facilitate internal friction and herd stakeholders across departments. Your existence is basically a human-shaped project management tool.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a stakeholder is lying about a deadline through sheer instinct.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
AI takes over the scheduling of your pointless sync meetings.
Month 5
Large language models build your status decks automatically.
Month 11
Autonomous agents handle all your inter-departmental email traffic.
Month 17
Legal bots interface directly with government regulators for you.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system finishes the project without needing your human input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
94 percent
Time spent in meetings
12 per day
Action items forgotten
400 weekly
Emails sent to clarify emails
Your severance
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