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Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour career ends when the algorithm finds the precedent you missed.
Professional seeker of justice (mostly through caffeine and panic)
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Efficiency in pursuit of rigid legal truth.
stretchy.youAI▸ JUSTICEPROTOCOL V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters case law at millisecond speeds
You manage discovery, draft motions, and navigate high-stakes courtroom testimony. Your exhaustion is a liability our system will soon optimize away.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle shifting of a witness's eyes under cross-examination.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software scans your entire evidence archive to identify missed discovery patterns overnight.
Month 5
JusticeProtocol drafts boilerplate motions and responses to suppress, reducing your daily paperwork load.
Month 15
Predictive AI runs 500,000 court simulations to dictate the optimal plea deal for every file.
Year 2.2
Sensors monitor courtroom audio to provide real-time coaching on witness questioning during testimony.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The courtroom interface assumes control of the record, making your legal expertise entirely optional.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
400%
Case backlog
3 liters
Coffee consumption
0.001s
Objection latency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Westlaw and a stress ball.
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