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December 6, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthYour lectures are just podcasts that students have to pay for.
Gatekeeping the profession one obscure textbook citation at a time.
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shred.you▸ ACADEMIABOT PRO V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
grades 500 essays with perfect consistency
You teach graduate students clinical assessment techniques and manage program accreditation while grading complex case study reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle anxiety in a student's voice during a viva exam.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Optical scanners and text analysis bots process your student research papers.
Month 5
An AI agent automatically updates your syllabus to reflect current clinical data.
Month 13
An LLM interface answers 99 percent of student emails and advisor queries.
Year 1.9
Smart software compiles all necessary program compliance data for review boards.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The department replaces your presence with a high-resolution interactive holographic module.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4,200 annually
Accreditation forms filed
94 percent
Office hours ignored
300 hours
Syllabus revision time
Your severance
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