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Will AI replace Speechwriter jobs? · Latest report #e4u5zf5a
Your job has an expiration date
June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsYour metaphors are predictable and your punchlines are easily calculated by algorithms.
Master of fluff, king of the ghost-written soundbite.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Crafting rhetoric without the existential dread.
split.you▸ ORATORBOT PRO-V2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics any tone with perfect accuracy
You draft speeches by interviewing leaders, researching talking points, and choosing words to shape public perception of an organization.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a client is lying to their own audience.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Upload every speech you have ever written to our database.
Week 7
The AI learns to mimic your specific sentence rhythm and structure.
Month 3
The machine provides the first draft and you become the editor.
Month 6
Executives start preferring the AI drafts over your nuanced ones.
Month 8 · D-Day
The machine writes the resignation speech that replaces your job.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
4,000/sec
Average metaphors generated
Zero
Human emotional range detected
900
Drafts per minute
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic synonym thesaurus.
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