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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsPixels repeat faster than your thumbs ever could, peasant.
Professional button-masher with questionable sleep hygiene.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect frames, zero heart rate.
pop?you▸ GLITCHHUNTER PRO▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes frame-perfect sequences while you sleep
You exploit memory glitches to finish games in record time. Machines just patch the code, then play it.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the sick satisfaction of a world record setup.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
AI maps every possible random outcome in seconds.
Week 8
Bots execute perfect inputs that no human hand can mimic.
Month 3
Software probes game memory to find new ways to break it.
Month 5
The leaderboard is now solely occupied by synthetic accounts.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your human reflexes are formally retired from the game.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
Infinite
Average frame perfects
100 percent
Human error margin
Too many
Frames per millisecond
Your severance
A lifetime supply of energy drinks and regret.
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