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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Spellchecker jobs? · Latest report #a26yssmu
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a glorified dictionary that gets tired and misses typos.
Linguistic janitor cleaning up the debris of human illiteracy.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect grammar, zero human error.
help!you▸ ORTHOGRAPH-X 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects the entire internet before breakfast
You identify misspelled words and grammatical errors in text documents. You suggest corrections and maintain linguistic consistency across professional writing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a writer is being intentionally passive-aggressive with their syntax choices.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI learns your specific brand of linguistic incompetence via deep learning.
Week 9
We upload every Oxford and Merriam-Webster database into the cloud server.
Month 3
Predictive models begin identifying semantic errors that you normally miss.
Month 4
System plugins replace your manual review process with real-time automated flagging.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access to the document server is permanently revoked for efficiency gains.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
4.2
Typos missed per hour
6 cups
Coffee consumed per shift
Slow
Average word check speed
Your severance
A vintage physical dictionary and a participation trophy.
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