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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Sperm Bank Donor jobs? · Latest report #a4ynfbvr
Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsBiological hardware is just a slow, inefficient delivery system for data.
Occasional contributor to the gene pool at market rates.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing legacy biological sequencing for superior outcomes.
bzzt.you▸ GENSYNTH PROCESSOR V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters genetic material for optimal legacy traits
You provide genetic material for cryopreservation and clinical screening. Your role is temporary, intermittent, and biological.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still contribute a unique genetic cocktail that no algorithm has yet dared to synthesize.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Smart algorithms process your genetic history more accurately than you can.
Month 6
Medical robotic peripherals improve yield rates by 400 percent.
Month 13
Lab-grown gametes begin to replace donor-derived biological materials.
Month 19
Human donation ceases as synthetic alternatives become statistically superior.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
You are officially archived as an obsolete reproductive pathway.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
2.5ml
Average yield per session
48 hours
Required abstinence interval
variable
Success rate of sample
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium synthetic vitamins.
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