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May 30, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour specialized centrifuge skills are about to be wildly outperformed by silicon.
Master of the microscope, keeper of the cold tubes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing the legacy of humanity without tears.
oof.youAI▸ GERMSTATION-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates cryo-storage management without ever flinching
You process, screen, and cryogenically store biological samples while maintaining strict clinical lab standards.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still uniquely recognize the subtle social awkwardness of a donor entering the building.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart cameras scan and log every vial the moment it arrives.
Month 7
Precision robotic arms take over the pipetting and centrifuge loading.
Month 16
AI-enhanced lenses perform motility checks faster than any human eye.
Year 2.1
Autonomous rails guide samples into deep-freeze storage pods.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The lab goes entirely dark for humans; the machines run forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.4%
1000 per hour
Average donor sample throughput
Zero percent
Contamination rate
Extremely high
Human error probability
Your severance
One lifetime supply of liquid nitrogen for personal use.
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