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Your job has an expiration date
December 2, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYou are just a biological delivery service for a genetic blueprint.
Biological provider with a very specific, manual input method.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Superior genetics, zero human awkwardness.
toast.youAI▸ GENOMIX-LAB 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
optimises hereditary traits for maximum offspring health
You provide genetic material for fertility clinics. Your entire value proposition is a single pint of biological data.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a unique genetic history that no algorithm can fully replicate yet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI systems scan your entire health history to find flaws.
Month 9
Labs begin using synthetic DNA to supplement donor supply shortages.
Month 22
Robotic arms handle all vial transport and temperature regulation tasks.
Year 3
Precision tools remove the need for random donor selection entirely.
Year 4 · D-Day
Human biological contributions are officially marked as obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
3 milliliters
Average yield per session
100 percent
Human error rate
0.1 seconds
Genetic screening speed
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