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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour ability to describe cumin is not a viable business model.
Expert at pretending this cardamom is life-changing.
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The infinite shelf that never needs a nose.
sluurp.you▸ AROMASTACK V4.2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
unpacks ten pallets of saffron in minutes
You weigh out bags of pungent plant matter and pretend to know why one turmeric is superior.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a customer is lying about the quality of the paprika.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors track every milligram of stock without you breathing it.
Month 12
Robotic arms measure and seal bags with perfect precision.
Year 2
Chemical sniffers replace your subjective and faulty sense of smell.
Year 3
Customers order via app and receive goods from machines.
Year 4 · D-Day
The storefront is converted into an automated distribution locker.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
too high
Average margin per gram
constant
Sneeze frequency
high
Obsolescence probability
Your severance
One free bag of stale peppercorns per month.
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