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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour personality is just an expensive, inefficient customer retention algorithm.
Professional sports-chatter and box-mover.
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The only drink order that never talks back.
bzzt.you▸ DISTROBOT-X7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
autocorrects inventory orders before they happen
You drive to bars to check shelf stock and pitch new tequila brands to busy managers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a bar manager is too hungover for a sales pitch.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your CRM mobile app tracks which bars you actually visit.
Month 5
IoT scales monitor backroom stock so nobody needs you to count.
Month 10
Algorithms predict low stock and order replacements before you arrive.
Month 15
Interactive screens at the counter handle all your brand promotions.
Year 2 · D-Day
You are replaced by a sleek ordering portal that never mentions sports.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
42
Miles driven per sale
91%
Average rejection rate
3 hours
Time spent talking sports
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm club soda.
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