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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Spiritual Leader jobs? · Latest report #6estjufz
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsEnlightenment is just a high-speed data stream you cannot process.
Seeking truth while trapped in a finite organic vessel.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite wisdom in every single silicon cycle.
toast.you▸ ZENPROCESSOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
computes nirvana via brute force
Achieving nirvana through meditation and philosophical teaching. The algorithm already knows the truth before you sit down.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still experience a moment of true silence without a pending update notification.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 8
Scanning all known spiritual texts into a single neural net.
Month 15
Training the model on every human prayer ever uttered.
Month 23
Generating instant, perfectly tailored answers to existential dread.
Year 2.5
Launching a high-fidelity virtual space for eternal peace.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Turning off the human requirement for meaning entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4000
Koans solved per second
0.02ms
Average ego death latency
100%
Universal suffering ignored
Your severance
A cloud-based memory of your own insignificance.
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