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October 11, 2066
In 40 yearsThe machine currently lacks the necessary ethereal dampeners to assist.
Expert in non-linear tenant eviction and spiritual boundary setting.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Systematic spectral containment for the modern era.
ow.youAI▸ GHOST-B-GONE NEXUS V1.0▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates negative energy into clean electricity
You identify non-corporeal entities and attempt to relocate them from physical premises. This involves ritualistic cleansing and environmental analysis.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the nuanced patience required to negotiate with things that do not exist.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map thermal fluctuations to create a searchable database of house ghosts.
Year 2.7
High-frequency ultrasonic emitters broadcast frequencies that drive away unwanted spiritual manifestations.
Year 14
AI models overwrite local property history records to erase the trauma signals attracting hauntings.
Year 25
Smart-home systems reinforce structural boundaries against non-physical intrusion attempts.
Year 40 · D-Day
All spiritual variables are resolved, rendering the role of exorcist entirely obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
Variable
Spectral Displacement Success
Excessive
Average Incense Consumption
Unquantifiable
Confidence In Afterlife
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a haunted house in Vermont.
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