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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou spend all day indexing logs so nobody else has to read them.
Search, index, repeat, until your eyes glaze over.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning massive noise into nothingness.
split.youAI▸ LOGLOGIC AUTO-QUERY 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters terabytes of noise in milliseconds
You build complex queries to filter noisy server data and maintain heavy data ingestion pipelines for security teams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit which specific server is dying by the weird pattern of errors.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Standardized templates replace your bespoke search scripts.
Month 4
Adaptive filters identify and discard junk logs automatically.
Month 8
Machine learning identifies anomalies without your custom regex.
Month 12
Cloud-native logging services handle the heavy lifting for you.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system monitors itself and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
0.0001 seconds
Average query response time
64 percent
Uptime of humans
14,000
Useless dashboard count
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a noise-cancelling headphone brand.
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