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Will AI replace Spokesperson jobs? · Latest report #58pyjvq6
Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYou get paid to be a meat-based press release engine.
Human megaphone, currently broadcasting until the bandwidth runs out.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Truth, on demand, without the blinking.
bzzt.youAI▸ VOXPOPULA-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers perfectly calibrated lies every time
You memorize talking points and recite them during interviews and press briefings to manage public brand perception.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a journalist is lying by their subtle micro-expressions and tone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-fidelity digital avatars begin delivering simple, scripted morning updates.
Month 4
AI models start autogenerating rebuttals based on real-time social media rage.
Month 8
Voice synthesis matches your inflection perfectly during recorded press interviews.
Month 12
The system detects and suppresses scandals before they even hit headlines.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are replaced by a loop of perfectly generated, un-arguable corporate truth.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
0.002 percent
Gaffe probability
Zero
Hours spent on hair
Infinite
Truth elasticity
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our sentiment-scrubbing PR service.
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