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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou sell your soul for clicks that a script generates for free.
Professional word-stuffer for mid-tier marketing blogs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating engagement without the need for snacks.
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mimics human empathy with perfect accuracy
You produce listicles and native ads disguised as journalism. Your main output is search-optimized filler content.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still choose the exact shade of grey for a fake sincerity.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Your previous articles are fed into a model to learn patterns.
Week 7
Native ad structures are standardized for high-speed generation.
Month 3
The client approves the machine-written copy without noticing the difference.
Month 5
Articles are auto-published to blogs and social channels by robots.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked while the machine writes the farewell.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
4,500
Average words per hour
Hourly
Coffee consumption frequency
99 percent
SEO keyword density
Your severance
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