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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour Rolodex is just a database waiting to be indexed by us.
Professional bridge-builder and expensive lunch enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you finish your coffee.
split.youAI▸ DEALFLOW AUTOMATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
autogenerates legally binding partnership terms
You chase brands to fund events and negotiate contract terms. Soon, an algorithm will do the shaking hands.
The one thing AI can't do
You can actually look a stakeholder in the eye and lie with confidence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your CRM history is uploaded to train our deal-closing engine.
Month 6
The system writes and sends custom partnership decks automatically.
Month 12
AI handles redlines and legal boilerplate without needing human oversight.
Month 16
Deepfake avatars manage the video calls to keep brands happy.
Year 2 · D-Day
You receive a severance package while the machine signs the contracts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
92 percent
Average rejection rate
14 hours weekly
Time spent in lunches
47 iterations
Contract revisions per deal
Your severance
One free subscription to our proprietary CRM replacement software.
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