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April 18, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour personality is just a slower version of our CRM software.
Expert at pretending your internet crashed during budget negotiations.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you find the mute button.
oof.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER PRO 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates hyper-personalized pitch decks during calls
You spend all day pitching sponsorship packages over video calls and tracking the delivery of client assets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their marketing budget by their tone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software begins logging your calls and sorting your leads better.
Month 4
Smart agents build your proposals faster than you can type them.
Month 9
AI negotiators handle the back-and-forth about logos and booth locations.
Month 13
Automated bots collect and audit client files without you asking.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system closes the deals and notifies your clients automatically.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 to 1
Coffee-to-Close Ratio
12 daily
Awkward Video Call Silences
14 per deal
Slide Deck Versions
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic ad-blocker software.
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