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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsSelling slots for war conferences while the peace bot waits patiently.
Professional booth-peddler and master of the quarterly quota.
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Automated deal-closing for the war machine.
oof.you▸ PITCHMASTER DEFENCE 5000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
secures multi-million dollar booths in milliseconds
You pitch exhibition booths and speaking slots to defense contractors. You manage client relationships until the contract is signed.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which ego-driven executive needs the keynote slot to feel important.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI starts sending personalized pitch decks to every defense contractor.
Month 5
Algorithms adjust booth pricing based on real-time competitor conference demand.
Month 10
Automated agents handle the legal redlining and final contract signatures.
Month 17
Voice bots replace the dinner and small talk sessions entirely.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the entire exhibition floor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4,000
Emails per hour
99%
Cold call success rate
too high
Human error margin
Your severance
One free ticket to the industry conference next year.
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