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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour manual wood carving is just slow-motion 3D printing.
Master of wood shavings and ergonomic bowl geometry.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision carving at speeds you fear.
bzzt.youAI▸ CUTLERYCAST 5000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
carves intricate patterns while the human sleeps
You carve wood into spoons using hand tools, gouges, and lathes while managing raw timber seasoning and drying.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively adjust your pressure when you hit a hidden knot in birch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software captures your best spoon designs into 3D files.
Month 3
Sensors identify wood flaws faster than your human eyes.
Month 13
Multi-axis cutters carve the bowls with zero waste.
Year 2.5
Vibrating heads achieve a perfect surface finish automatically.
Year 4 · D-Day
The factory floor lights shut off for the last human.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
200 units
spoons carved per year
high
wood grain frustration level
forever
average spoon lifespan
Your severance
One lifetime supply of premium sandpaper.
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