Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Sport Equipment Salesman jobs? · Latest report #3gk4pzmj
Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell overpriced jerseys to people who never touch a ball.
Expert at finding sizes that are always out of stock.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect fit, zero commission.
ow.youAI▸ RETAILFLOW 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
recommends products based on biometric heat maps
You manage retail inventory, upsell seasonal performance gear, and try to convince customers they need premium athletic shoes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a customer is actually an athlete or just shopping.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
RFID tags track every shirt movement to eliminate manual counts.
Month 5
3D foot scanners measure customers without you guessing their size.
Month 13
Self-navigating carts replace you moving inventory from the stockroom.
Year 1.9
Digital displays update prices based on demand and surplus.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
A fully autonomous storefront handles the entire sales funnel alone.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14 percent
Average upsell success rate
2000 hours
Time wasted folding shirts
high
Customer return rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of slightly scuffed tennis balls.
Discussion
