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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour career is just a spreadsheet waiting for a better algorithm.
Professional cat-herder for athletes with no internal compass.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total league control without the human ego.
bzzt.youAI▸ ARENALOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises travel rosters to save 12 percent
You juggle player contracts, venue logistics, and chaotic scheduling. Your job is basically babysitting millionaires with expensive hobbies.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows which player will actually show up sober.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Your spreadsheets get uploaded to the cloud for real-time analysis.
Month 5
An AI agent starts proposing better contract terms than you do.
Month 13
Smart scheduling software takes over travel and facility maintenance bookings.
Year 1.9
A language model handles all press releases and public statements.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The central server assumes final authority over all league decisions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
too many
contracts managed
42
ego incidents per week
99%
meetings that could be emails
Your severance
A signed jersey and a LinkedIn recommendation from a bot.
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