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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour Rolodex is just a database waiting to be indexed.
Professional gatekeeper of professional athletes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you find your phone.
glub.youAI▸ CONTRACTBROKER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal contract leverage in milliseconds
You chase athletes for signatures and haggle over contract clauses. The machine does the math much faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face with complete, unshakeable confidence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 6
Your files move to our secure cloud storage locker.
Month 4
Smart agents detect better deal terms than you can.
Month 11
Social media scrapers find talent faster than your scouts.
Month 17
Software dictates trade terms directly to the club office.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the contract engine takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
Zero seconds
Call duration
Instantaneous
Negotiation speed
None
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our contract-drafting API.
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