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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsEnjoy teaching algorithms that will soon grade your own research papers.
Tenured observer of digital grass growing on pitches.
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You lecture on machine learning models while desperately trying to keep up with current sports science literature.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific athlete's biomechanics defy the current predictive model.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system starts marking assignments with higher consistency than you.
Month 6
Synthesized video avatars deliver your curriculum in any language.
Month 12
The system writes grant applications faster than you can blink.
Month 16
Agents flood journals with synthetic research, making manual review impossible.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your digital credentials are revoked as the system takes the podium.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
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Research papers hallucinated
0.02 percent
Student engagement metric
0
Office hours occupied
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