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October 21, 2028
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You code neural networks to analyze athlete performance data and write academic papers on sports efficiency.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the capacity to care if the model's conclusions make any sense at all.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart bots ingest all sports data without human intervention.
Month 4
GPU clusters run millions of simulations to find patterns.
Month 10
Large language models write and format your academic papers.
Month 16
Software submits papers directly to journals via API.
Year 2 · D-Day
The research lab is fully autonomous and human-free.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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