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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour models predict wins, but fail to forecast your own obsolescence.
Regression modeler with a sideline in fantasy sports misery.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning decades of game data into cold math.
glub.youAI▸ STATCRUNCHER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates roster construction for maximum win probability
You parse player performance data to project salaries and roster outcomes. You build predictive models for team success.
The one thing AI can't do
You can explain to a skeptical coach why a counter-intuitive model actually makes sense.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents now handle all SQL pulls and variable scrubbing.
Month 5
Self-tuning neural networks generate roster insights without human supervision.
Month 10
Algorithms predict market values faster than human agents can negotiate.
Month 15
GMs now request game-day probabilities directly from the model interface.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of all league analytics pipelines.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
12 billion
Data points parsed
99.8 percent
Salary projection accuracy
zero
Human input required
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a league pass that crashes.
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