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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour billable hour is the most expensive clerical error in history.
Hourly biller of dreams and expensive paperwork.
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Drafting complex talent contracts and negotiating broadcast rights deals for media conglomerates and high-profile athletes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a superstar ego is about to explode.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The machine archives every contract you have signed since 1995.
Month 7
Drafting bots replace your standard legal templates and boilerplates.
Month 16
Software handles low-level deal friction without needing human input.
Year 2.3
AI predicts litigation outcomes better than your expensive partners.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
You are invited to hand over your password and exit gracefully.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.4%
9000x faster
Document review speed
Zero
Negotiation friction
100 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one firm-branded paperweight.
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