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Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour negotiation skills are just spreadsheets with an inflated sense of self.
Professional gatekeeper for people who run faster than you.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you finish your martini.
squeeze.youAI▸ CONTRACTCLAW V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
leverages clauses to nullify human leverage
You draft athlete contracts and manage endorsement deals while pretending you aren't just a very expensive middleman.
The one thing AI can't do
You can read the nuance in a client's eyes when they are lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI begins indexing every player contract in the global database.
Month 6
Software writes your boilerplate contracts faster than your paralegal ever could.
Month 15
Algorithms predict GM counter-offers based on years of historical meeting data.
Year 2
Smart contracts execute transfers without needing a lawyer to hold hands.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The system auto-signs your final exit agreement while you sleep.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
90 percent
Hours spent posturing
0 currently
Contracts signed by bot
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favorite golf course.
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