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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour complex algorithm is just a fancy way to lose money.
Serial founder of products that make gambling problems easier.
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You build betting platforms, manage risk, and acquire users. Soon, better bots will do all of this cheaper.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors take over the live market data feeds immediately.
Month 6
Neural nets rewrite your liability math to remove human error.
Month 12
AI buying ads hits targets faster than your human team.
Month 16
Generative models produce quarterly reports that investors actually believe.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system runs itself and finds you entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
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Odds calculation speed
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Human error rate
Zero
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