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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour EV algorithm is just a fancy way to bet other people's money.
Professional spreadsheet gazer and risk-averse gamblers' shepherd.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Calculating the house edge without the ego
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executes high-frequency arb trades across all sports
You chase tiny market inefficiencies to gain a betting edge. Your job is mostly managing investor anxiety.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to venture capitalists with enough charisma to get a bridge round.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Scrapers ingest every sportsbook line faster than your analysts ever could.
Week 8
Code replaces manual clicks to lock in those tiny arbitrage margins.
Month 3
Graphs replace your slide decks because data is easier to trust.
Month 5
The software answers auditor questions before they even think to ask.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are invited to log off as the server scales itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
0.04 seconds
Average pivot speed
100 percent
Human emotional bias
Unlimited
Investor ROI
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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