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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour energetic shouting about touchdowns is just noise to our processors.
Professional loud-talker for televised sporting events.
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Synthetic hype without the sweat.
glub.youAI▸ AUDIO-STREAMER X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect play-by-play commentary in real-time
You shout over game footage and recite stats until your voice goes dry. Soon, we do it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a stadium crowd turns hostile against a coach.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors map game events directly into the commentary engine.
Month 4
Models learn your vocal tics to make the robot sound human.
Month 7
We stream commentary for local games with zero human input.
Month 12
Fans realize the machine tracks more stats than you ever did.
Month 18 · D-Day
The microphone is unplugged and you are politely thanked for service.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
85 dB
Average decibels per game
42 items
Stats recited per minute
3 liters
Cups of coffee consumed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of throat lozenges and silence.
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