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November 6, 2027
In 13 monthsOpening foil packs for strangers is a hobby, not a career.
Professional foil-ripper and hype-generator for cardboard enthusiasts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The thrill of the pull, without the human.
help!youAI▸ PACKRIPPER-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sells the hits before opening the pack
You open sealed boxes of trading cards on camera and mail the cards to paying customers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely feign excitement when a customer pulls a base card.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
High-def sensors begin monitoring your pack opening motions for training data.
Week 12
Logistics robots take over the labeling and sorting of your card piles.
Month 7
Robotic grippers replace your hands for delicate foil-pack retrieval.
Month 10
AI mimics your exact energy to engage the chat in real-time.
Month 13 · D-Day
The machine finishes the break before you can even find the scissors.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Infinite
Pack opening speed
100 percent
Human personality overhead
Zero
Card surface scratches
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our digital pack simulator.
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