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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsA glorified postal worker for pieces of cardboard with sweaty men printed.
Master of corners, edges, and shipping label anxiety.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Sorting cardboard faster than you can blink.
split.you▸ CARDSORTER 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
seals your packages with perfect tension
You sort tiny rectangles and tape them into packages. Then you hope customers enjoy the gambling aspect.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a fake card print by smell before the sensors do.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
High-res sensors begin scanning cards to verify condition and rarity.
Month 6
Robotic arms take over the delicate task of moving cards to sleeves.
Month 12
Automated racks sort inventory by player name and team code instantly.
Month 18
Taping machines replace your blistered thumbs with perfectly aligned adhesive strips.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
A fully enclosed cell manages the entire pack-and-ship process alone.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
1200
Cards sorted per hour
4 percent
Human error rate
3 miles
Tape used per shift
Your severance
A vintage card you have already mislabeled
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