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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSorting cardboard squares isn't a career, it is a logistical bottleneck.
Professional card-flipper, expert in corner-wear detection.
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Market-accurate pricing for every mint-condition relic.
split.you▸ COLLECTOR-X 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
authenticates rare sets with machine vision
Grading card condition, managing inventory databases, and haggling with collectors over the value of printed paper.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect the subtle frustration in a collector's voice during a bad trade.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-res cameras scan every card into a live marketplace database.
Month 7
Vending units track inventory and auto-adjust prices based on demand.
Month 16
Robotic sensors detect corner wear and surface defects faster than eyes.
Year 2.1
Algorithms handle all haggling by matching global market averages instantly.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The shop goes fully automated and removes the point-of-sale register.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
98 percent
Average haggle-time saved
1000 per hour
Cardboard sorting speed
0.001 percent
Condition assessment error rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of penny sleeves and top loaders.
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