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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour whistle is just a loud noise for a sensor swarm.
Professional cat-herder of children in neon pinnies.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect drills, zero voice strain.
blub.you▸ DRILLMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
runs perfect obstacle courses without blinking
You run drills, manage equipment, and yell instructions at children in fields to keep them moving.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a child is about to cry before they do.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Robotic launchers replace the need for you to throw passes.
Month 6
Sensors map the pitch to record every movement of players.
Month 16
Algorithms push daily activity schedules directly to school tablets.
Year 2.1
Overhead drones provide audio cues instead of your lungs.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The robotic swarm takes control of every park and pitch.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
Too many
Whistle blow frequency
14
Lost soccer balls per season
Infinite
Minutes spent tying laces
Your severance
A box of deflated balls and a dry whistle.
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