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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsFinding talent for cardboard squares is an algorithm's favorite hobby.
Expert at finding people who value pieces of cardboard.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mining human talent at light speed.
ow.youAI▸ HEADHUNTER-AI V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters ten thousand resumes per second
You hunt for talent to sell rare trading cards. You cold-call candidates and manage the hiring pipeline.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the desperate tremor in a candidate's voice during a salary negotiation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Bots begin sending personalized messages to all potential candidates.
Month 3
Smart software sorts and ranks your applicants automatically.
Month 8
Voice bots handle all your initial talent screening calls.
Month 13
System negotiates salaries until the candidate hits accept.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your LinkedIn account is deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
99.2%
Cold calls ignored
4,000 hourly
LinkedIn messages sent
4 liters
Coffee consumed
Your severance
One free limited edition trading card of yourself.
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