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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou curate highlights while my algorithms curate the entire cultural zeitgeist.
Professional stalker of influencers and minor league athletes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated clout for the mindless masses.
stretchy.youAI▸ VIRALVANTAGE AGENT 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates viral highlights every ten seconds
You chase athletes for content, negotiate brand deals, and pray for viral engagement. Your relevance is expiring daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still negotiate a contract with a human athlete who hates robots.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI begins scraping social feeds to identify viral topics instantly.
Month 4
Language models generate captions that perform better than human attempts.
Month 8
Automated bots replace your awkward emails with hyper-personalized partnership offers.
Month 12
Software manages brand contracts without needing your emotional input.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and your access is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
84 percent
Average burnout per season
non-existent
Clout to salary ratio
terminal
Human creative fatigue
Your severance
A one-year supply of generic energy drinks.
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