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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTraining models for goals is just accounting with more expensive grass.
Master of spreadsheets currently dreaming of the dugout.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning messy match play into cold logic.
bzzt.youAI▸ PITCHVISION INSIGHT-4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
finds hidden tactical edge in raw noise
You track player movement, build performance dashboards, and try to make sense of endless match statistics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a star player is actually just tired or frustrated.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart scripts scrub noise from raw pitch tracking data instantly.
Month 4
Generative tools build your dashboards before the match ends.
Month 9
Your statistical models are now written by an optimization agent.
Month 14
Tactical feedback is served directly to the manager's tablet.
Month 19 · D-Day
The machine runs the club, you go watch the game.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
100 percent
Pass accuracy analyzed
Zero
Coffee needed per sprint
High
Human error rate
Your severance
Two stadium hot dogs and a season pass.
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