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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsFeeding grown men who think energy drinks are a food group.
Professional vegetable pusher for grumpy millionaires-in-training.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimal macro distribution without the locker room talk.
toast.youAI▸ FUELSTATION PRO 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates exact macros for every swing
You track player nutrition, monitor hydration levels, and manage locker room snack supplies for picky baseball athletes.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can convince a pitcher to eat a vegetable.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Sensors identify the athlete and dispense precisely measured nutrient portions.
Month 7
Smart toilets and sweat patches feed real-time data to dashboards.
Month 17
Software automatically negotiates team meal deals with local catering vendors.
Year 2.2
Remote software flags weight fluctuations before the human notices.
Year 3 · D-Day
The FuelStation takes over all dietary oversight and pantry management.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
84 percent
Protein shake wastage
99 percent
Players eating fries anyway
Infinite
Pre-game smoothie consistency
Your severance
Two cases of electrolyte mix and a blender.
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