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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTrading stadium gossip for a high-speed lobbyist algorithm.
Professional lunch attendee and stadium tax-break artist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning legislative gridlock into gold.
ow.youAI▸ POLICYPUSHER PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
bypasses local committee gridlock with targeted emails
You schmooze lawmakers for stadium permits and tax breaks while tracking complex legislative sports bills.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a senator is lying about the stadium deal over lunch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scrapes every public record of lawmaker voting history.
Month 4
Generative models write policy briefs faster than any human intern.
Month 8
Algorithms identify which lobbyist needs the most attention today.
Month 13
Automated messaging campaigns exert pressure on city council members.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are replaced by a server that never needs lunch.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
99 percent
Schmooze density
400 hourly
Stadium tax bills parsed
Zero
Martini-to-invoice ratio
Your severance
One signed stadium brick and a LinkedIn endorsement.
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